What is Super-Homeopathy?

Before you can understand super-homeopathy, you need to know a bit about good old-fashioned homeopathy, as developed by Samuel Hahnemann (1755-1843).

A homeopath will start with a substance that produces the same symptoms as the disorder that is troubling the patient. Such a substance is supposed to prompt the body to heal itself. So, for a gullibility remedy, we'd start with something that makes people easier to fool*, such as grain alcohol or the essence of television programs such as a television newscast, especially one from CNN or Fox, or a televangelist's broadcast, especially one who cries and does faith healing. Any speech by a world leader will do as well and U.S. presidents have been especially good for this purpose of late.

Once the substance has been selected through "provings", it is diluted, which makes it more effective, according to accepted homeopathic belief. If the original substance is water-soluble, then it is diluted with purified water. Often, the substance is diluted so much that it is extremely unlikely that any given sample of the remedy contains even a single molecule of the original substance. However, the water retains a "memory" of substance and is therefore somehow even better at restoring the body's balance and promoting healing than a less-dilute version of the same preparation.

See also our What is Homeopathy page.

Super-homeopathy takes that concept one step farther. If water-diluted preparations are even more effective than the original substance for restoring balance and promoting natural healing, then diluting those preparations even further with purified air should make them better still.

At the Super-Homeopathic Institute of Technology we dilute the original substance* with purified water until there is nothing of it left but the all-important "memory" in the water. Then, using the exclusive processes developed in our labs, we dilute the resulting preparation with good, clean air until there is nothing of the memoried water left, leaving only the far more powerful memory of the memoried water in the air. That memoried air is then carefully captured in gelatin capsules, lovingly bottled and sold to discriminating consumers such as yourself.

At this point, a word of caution must be introduced. Super-homeopathic remedies are far more powerful than conventional homeopathic remedies, due to the very extreme dilution, and must be used with caution. Never exceed the recommended dosage and use the product only as directed!

In most cases, the directions for using super-homeopathic remedies are as follows:

1. Take the recommended number of capsules from the bottle and place them in a dish so they can't roll around and fall on the floor where someone might slip on them and get hurt.

2. Get comfortable and meditate about the healthful effects of the super-homeopathic remedy.

3. When you are finished, you could put the capsules back in the bottle and keep reusing them until they are worn out by repeated handling but we'd prefer that you disposed of them in a sanitary landfill because we want you to buy some more.

Under no circumstances should you actually consume the super-homeopathic remedy**. Like most manufacturers of alternative medicine***, we are not trained in the safe and sterile preparation of medicine and we don't add anything to our products to stop organisms from growing in them. Super-homeopathic products look pretty clean to us when they leave our facilities but who knows what might grow in them by the time you get them!**

Now that you understand, you will probably want to proceed to our Order Page. Enjoy!

NOTES:

*We're not going to reveal the identity of the substance, which we selected after exhaustive, accurate and very expensive provings, in order to protect our investment. We expect to make a lot of money from this thing as people seem to be especially gullible these days.

**This is also very good advice for those who are interested in regular homeopathic remedies. Super-homeopathy is far safer than ordinary homeopathy because, unlike them, we ask you not to actually put this stuff into your body.

***A more accurate term would be "alternative to medicine" but, unfortunately, the public lexicon is hopelessly muddled on this matter by now.